(Babylon Bee) Congregation Begging God To Stop Pastor From Seeing Any More New Movies

The entire congregation of Mechanicsville Baptist Church reportedly joined as one on Monday in intercessory prayer, begging God to keep their teaching pastor, Warren Blake, from seeing the upcoming slate of spring and summer blockbusters. “We come today solemnly asking … Continue reading (Babylon Bee) Congregation Begging God To Stop Pastor From Seeing Any More New Movies